When you come home from work and you see the cat hasn’t done a single chore. Just been hanging around all day.

When you come home from work and you see the cat hasn’t done a single chore. Just been hanging around all day.

Thunderstorm comes along….
My “badass” pittbull Enzo: terrified hiding in the bathroom like “plz save meh”
Ivan the cat: sitting at the door like “let me outside, bitch”
#pittbull #pitt #dogs #cats #storm

Thunderstorm comes along….

My “badass” pittbull Enzo: terrified hiding in the bathroom like “plz save meh”

Ivan the cat: sitting at the door like “let me outside, bitch”

#pittbull #pitt #dogs #cats #storm

Hi.

Hi.

You can always tell im broke when my food pics migrate from “awesome home cooked meal” to “diet of an obese 7 year old”
#FoodPorn … Or …. #StrugglePlate ? Lmao

You can always tell im broke when my food pics migrate from “awesome home cooked meal” to “diet of an obese 7 year old”

#FoodPorn … Or …. #StrugglePlate ? Lmao

thegoddamazon:

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breathing-perfection:

These dreams are totally sick!!

I love doing this.

I’ve never tried this. I’ll have to give it a shot.

Wow, I’m def trying this lol

I only drink two times a year…

I only drink two times a year…

Always wondered why some women never wanted to “cuddle” after sex, then this explained it all.

Always wondered why some women never wanted to “cuddle” after sex, then this explained it all.

Dubstep yo